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Luxury with a bite, this French Bulldog butler serves your essentials with unapologetic style. Bold, sleek, and dripping in attitude, he’s the statement piece your space has been begging for.

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Meet Your Frenchie Butler
How to Put Frank to Work
Frank’s Got the Measurements
Meet Your Frenchie Butler
Listen, this isn’t just some regular home décor. This is Frank. Frank’s a Frenchie with attitude, a killer sense of style, and zero time for boring interiors. He’s rocking matte black, dripping in gold, and ready to hold your stuff like the VIP you are. Keys? Sunglasses? That overpriced watch you love to “accidentally” show off? Frank’s got it covered. Literally.

He’s the kind of statement piece that makes your guests go, “OMG, where did you get that?” while you casually act like you’ve had him forever. Whether he’s guarding your entryway or flexing on your coffee table, Frank’s not just a butler, he’s your hype man in bulldog form.
How to Put Frank to Work
  • Entryway security detail – holds your keys, wallet, and shades so you can grab them in style.
  • Living room legend – use his tray for snacks, remotes, or your “do not touch” chocolate stash.
  • Desk boss – stores your pens, earbuds, and the stress ball you swear you don’t need.
  • Party centerpiece – forget boring bowls, Frank serves snacks with personality.

Basically, if you can put it down, Frank can hold it up and look ridiculously good doing it.
Frank’s Got the Measurements
He may have a big mouth, but he’s the perfect size to fit right into your home (and your heart).
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Dimensions:
  • Length: 30 cm / 11.81 in
  • Height: 19.5 cm / 7.68 in
  • Width: 17 cm / 6.69 in
  • Tray Diameter: 17 cm / 6.69 in

    Yes, he’s compact, but he’s got enough style to fill the whole room.
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Raved About by Owners
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Olivia White
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Obsessed! He steals the spotlight at every party and somehow makes cake look fancier. Easily the coolest thing I own.
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Tobias Carter
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Every guest asks about it the moment they walk in. Instantly makes my living room feel like a luxury suite. Couldn’t love it more.
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Linda Walker
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Breakfast just feels happier with this guy on the counter. It’s quirky and stylish. Even my muffins are getting compliments now lol.
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Liam Johnson
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Didn’t buy it to impress anyone, but now friends won’t shut up about it. Gives my place way more attitude than I expected.
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Sophia Brown
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I wasn’t sure if I actually needed this, but now it’s my favorite thing in the whole house. Everyone who sees it cracks a smile.
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Take time for your space.
Let your décor do the talking.

Cooler Than Your Average Butler

A bulldog so stylish, even your guests will want to take selfies with him. Not everyone can pull off this much personality.
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Style Snob
When your sunglasses and watches need a VIP lounge, this butler delivers
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Drama Free
Keeps your stuff safe and stylish without throwing shade (unless it’s wearing them).
Woof-Approved
100% Woof-Approved
Engineered for double-takes and “OMG, where’d you get that?” moments.
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Clutter Killer
Turns countertop chaos into curated cool, one giant mouthful at a time.

Curious? Let’s Clear Things Up

How long does shipping take?
What’s your return and exchange policy?
Which payment methods do you accept and is it safe?
How can I track my order?
How long does shipping take?
About 10 business days, just enough time to get excited, brag to your friends, and clear a spot for your new Frenchie superstar. Good things take time, darling.
What’s your return and exchange policy?
We offer free returns within 30 days, because sometimes love at first sight needs a second chance. No awkward questions, no drama.
Which payment methods do you accept and is it safe?
We take all major debit/credit cards, Apple Pay, Google Pay, PayPal, you name it. All payments are processed securely, so the only thing getting stolen is your heart by this Frenchie.
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, we’ll send you a tracking number and step-by-step instructions, so you can obsessively refresh the page like the rest of us.
Tidy, But Bougie
Clutter Be Gone
Guests Will Stare
Respect The Shelf
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Your Table’s New MVP

Let’s face it, you could use a little upgrade. This bulldog’s here to hold your stuff, look ridiculously good doing it, and silently judge you if you don’t put him front and center. Crafted with luxe detailing, he’s ready for keys, snacks, or that weird collection of things you never know where to put.