Obsessed! He steals the spotlight at every party and somehow makes cake look fancier. Easily the coolest thing I own.
Frenchie Butler Statue
Tobias Carter
Verified Buyer
Every guest asks about it the moment they walk in. Instantly makes my living room feel like a luxury suite. Couldn’t love it more.
Frenchie Butler Statue
Linda Walker
Verified Buyer
Breakfast just feels happier with this guy on the counter. It’s quirky and stylish. Even my muffins are getting compliments now lol.
Frenchie Butler Statue
Liam Johnson
Verified Buyer
Didn’t buy it to impress anyone, but now friends won’t shut up about it. Gives my place way more attitude than I expected.
Frenchie Butler Statue
Sophia Brown
Verified Buyer
I wasn’t sure if I actually needed this, but now it’s my favorite thing in the whole house. Everyone who sees it cracks a smile.
Frenchie Butler Statue
Take time for your space.
Let your décor do the talking.
Cooler Than Your Average Butler
A bulldog so stylish, even your guests will want to take selfies with him. Not everyone can pull off this much personality.
Style Snob
When your sunglasses and watches need a VIP lounge, this butler delivers
Drama Free
Keeps your stuff safe and stylish without throwing shade (unless it’s wearing them).
100% Woof-Approved
Engineered for double-takes and “OMG, where’d you get that?” moments.
Clutter Killer
Turns countertop chaos into curated cool, one giant mouthful at a time.
Curious? Let’s Clear Things Up
How long does shipping take?
What’s your return and exchange policy?
Which payment methods do you accept and is it safe?
How can I track my order?
How long does shipping take?
About 10 business days, just enough time to get excited, brag to your friends, and clear a spot for your new Frenchie superstar. Good things take time, darling.
What’s your return and exchange policy?
We offer free returns within 30 days, because sometimes love at first sight needs a second chance. No awkward questions, no drama.
Which payment methods do you accept and is it safe?
We take all major debit/credit cards, Apple Pay, Google Pay, PayPal, you name it. All payments are processed securely, so the only thing getting stolen is your heart by this Frenchie.
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, we’ll send you a tracking number and step-by-step instructions, so you can obsessively refresh the page like the rest of us.
Tidy, But Bougie
Clutter Be Gone
Guests Will Stare
Respect The Shelf
Your Table’s New MVP
Let’s face it, you could use a little upgrade. This bulldog’s here to hold your stuff, look ridiculously good doing it, and silently judge you if you don’t put him front and center. Crafted with luxe detailing, he’s ready for keys, snacks, or that weird collection of things you never know where to put.